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Back in de the day, we lived in caves with nothing else to do than talk all day. Men were terrible at talking, so they invented hunting to have an excuse to go out. In the meantime women mastered the art of talking they slightly overdid it. Men mastered the art of comradship they didn't overdo it. During the yearly cave convention, all the cavemen- and women from all over the plain came together. The men talked about hunting and drank mammoth pints. The women talked about men and drank strawberry wine.

A while later some women wanted more. Some men fell for that. They became farmers, no more hunting with the men but working under supervision. Every month the farmers went to the local market where they sold their goods. When everything was sold it was time to feast and the men came together in taverns to drink beer and talk about the good old days, with all the hunting and stuff. The women went to the bathhouse and talked about men and drank wine.

The same men that got tricked into the boring life went nuts, they couldn't hunt no more and all the talking drove them insane. They invented a religious icon that forbid women to talk too much, they now had to listen to men for a change. Every week on a Sunday morning the enlightened farmers went to the church. In the afternoon the men came together in pubs to drink beer and talk about the weather. The women stayed in church and talked about men.

Life became boring, men stopped hunting and women stopped talking. Everybody got so frustrated that the world saw two conflicts of epic proportions. After a while though the women realized that men are assholes and that tricking a man into doing what a woman wants is never a good idea in the long run. The men realized that women are terrible at listening and that giving women positive attention is a necessity in the long run. These insights made the world a better place and men and women came together to feast together, have fun together, talk together and do other stuff together.

It took people thousands of years to go from yearly social interaction to monthly social interaction. It then took a religious icon to go from monthly social interaction to weekly obligatory interaction. 2000 years later we managed to turn the obligatory part back to social. All of that on a local scale. Social media managed to go from weekly social interactions to as much social interaction as you want. Social media managed to degrade the entire world to a small village. Social media managed to ignore physical borders and censorship. Social media managed to become the embodiment of free speech. Social media managed to accomplish all this in a time span of less than 10 years. I’d say we blog a new bible to tweet and share, because no offense Jesus, but you loose.

Geschreven door: Ainigma op 01.05.2013

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